hypnus:

whoever decided to combine food and weed is a genuis

That wasn’t sex, that was naked poetry.
Hank Moody  (via lngenua)

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bonesofbirch:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

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tastefullyoffensive:

Derpy Cats (Part 1)

Previously: Cats Wearing Ties, Cats Taking Selfies, Cats Stuck in Things

jamesdarlingxxx:

“Sometimes you try to deepthroat your entire life and it doesn’t fit and you end up with vomit on your shirt. It’s ok. Just take off the shirt and try again.”
-James Darling, professional life coach